the lousy bastard was in there, KILLING HER! BASTARD! BAAAAASTAAARD! BASTAAARD!” “While we out here fumbling with that music. Mary laughs it off and the “Kung Fu professor” (whatever the fuck that means) is never seen again. What's the story, Chao?”Ĭhao: “Ohhh, I am out jogging and next thing I know I am on ground! Something I eat, bad chop suey. Kendall: “Oh, hey, it's my Kung Fu professor. While on the ground, Mary punts Bruce Clone in the sack, and he falls to the ground until Kendall runs over and picks him up. Out of the dark jumps a blue jumpsuit wearing Bruce Lee clone, who kicks at her a few times for no good reason.
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The police allow a student named Kendall to just…be part of the team that is attempting to catch this serial killer (team is a loose term here, because it consists of one tennis pro-turned-policewoman named Mary Riggs who is undercover posing as the school tennis coach, two cops who spend all of their time at the station doing other things, and this kid).Īnother great example - at one point, Mary is sneaking around the gymnasium listening for odd sounds.
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There are some things that happen in this movie that cannot be explained and are just absolutely batshit crazy. Some female student, ripe for the killing “This belongs in the ‘best bad movies ever’ bin.The most beautiful thing in the world is smoking pot and fucking on a waterbed, at the same time. Seeing a kung fu professor leap out of the darkness just isn’t going to hit as hard from your lonely couch as it does with a crowd of like-minded individuals, all gathered in the dark to take in some serious sleaze.” – Birth. “As far as “audience experience” movies go, Pieces is unquestionably one of the finest ever crafted. “I fear I would only permanently damage my brain by thinking too hard about all the things that don’t make sense in this movie… but gosh darn it, we can love a movie like this AND think it’s shit at the same time!” – The Girl Who Loves Horror Invite your friends via our Facebook event page THIS FILM IS RATED ‘18′ FOR GRATUITOUS LEVELS OF VIOLENCE, GORE AND NUDITY THIS EVENT HAS NOW SOLD OUT Tickets: £5 (all profits will be going to Great Western Air Ambulance) Location: Bristol Improv Theatre, 50 St Paul’s Rd, Bristol BS8 1LP, UK The co-eds of a Boston college campus are targeted by a mysterious killer who is creating a human jigsaw puzzle from their body parts. The film naturally contains some outrageously gory set-pieces, but the film’s holy trinity of bad acting, bad dialogue and bad direction has made Pieces a cult classic and one of the most beloved ‘so bad, it’s great’ horror films. As the corpses (and red herrings) begin to pile up, can Professor Brown (genre veteran Jack Taylor) unmask the murderer before his morbid puzzle is complete? The plot is so simple, we can’t believe you even want to know, but it sees a Boston college campus being terrorised by a black-clad maniac who collects body parts from his unfortunate co-ed victims. Not just that, but Pieces also stars Edmond Purdom (who directed Don’t Open Till Christmas and starred as Inspector Harris). Pieces: You don’t have to go to Texas for a chainsaw massacre!Īfter the success of our festival screening of Don’t Open Till Christmas, we thought we’d break out another horror nasty from the inept producing partnership of Dick Randall and Stephen Minasian for another highly marketable exercise in early 80s blood and guts.